Ashley Discusses Guys, Dating and “Pegging”

This week we sat with Ashley to see what “special” times she has to share regarding her past relationships and outlook on dating.  We heard she’s a tough cookie… a fighter not a lover… let’s see what she has to say….

So Ash (can I call you that?), has a boyfriend ever done anything super sh*tty to you?

To be brutally honest, I normally don’t stick around long enough for people to f*ck up too bad.  Over my many years of being single, I can pick up on certain projections a person gives off that are like giant red flags, paving the way toward the break-up.  I could go on to list them, however I will just refer to this quote, “Beware of the unloved, because they will only end up hurting themselves… or me.” – Jim Carrey

So you bounce before they become a too much of an *sshole… sounds like a pretty good strategy!   Surely you’ve caught a guy lying to you…..

I had a guy tell me “He didn’t sleep with her”.  I’m like “Bro, her and I worked the same event last night, she didn’t know that you and I were talking and told me openly that she, and her entire Go-Go Troupe, was staying at your house.”

Ooops!  Yeah, sounds like he needs a little work on his game a bit.  lol  

Ever do anything to get back at an ex?

They don’t call me “The Nutcracker” for nothing!

Yikes!  Do you use a hammer or your teeth?

My fist!

Wait, so you punched a guy in the balls?

Yeah, I figured f*ck it. It was my birthday.

Yikes!

So guys often try to control women by manipulation…  have you ever felt manipulated and how did you respond?

The most common way is to belittle me.  Which lets me know I threaten them, and suddenly they’re not sexy anymore.  If I wanted to date a p*ssy, I would date women.

Any advice you can give to our readers if they feel stuck in a relationship with someone that totally sucks?

Uh, leave?  Being single is kind of the tits. Get out of the kitchen, yo.  Be your independent badass self.  You never know how awesome you can be unless you give yourself a chance.  I feel like a lot of women define themselves by the relationship that they’re in and it makes me want to projectile vomit all over them.

However I understand that there are those abusive relationships that you have to strategize your way out of.  Coming from a woman who has been in that situation, the best advice I could give is to trust in the people who care about you.

They WILL help you when you really need it, if you’re taking healthy steps in the right direction.

Agreed!  Defining yourself by a romantic relationship causes you lose your independence and all sense of “self”.  And women find themselves in a terrible place when that relationship ends, because their world effectively ends!

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Any memorable break ups you want to share, either by you or them?

I’m also notorious for breaking up over text.  No.  F*cks. Given.  If you’re not worth the time to date, why would I waste my time with a long, dramatic break-up?

What was a final straw that caused you to immediately walk away from a guy?

It doesn’t take that many straws for me.  It’s never really about how many times a person messes up, there are too many variables that come into account, it’s how they view me and treat me, in general.  There’s something called “The Awesomeness Factor,” and it completely changed my views on dating.
(Here’s the link: http://www.scienceofrelationships.com/home/2014/11/9/the-awesomeness-factor-on-freakonomics-radio.html)

Also there is another website that is really insightful called “Black Girls Are Easy”.  (Here’s the link: http://blackgirlsareeasy.com/2013/07/he-doesnt-want-you.html)

Ok Ashley, are you brave enough to share a bad or funny sexual experience?

Alright, f*ck. Here we go.  This one time at a Bad John Paul Party, that you were actually at….

Wait, that night was kind of a blur….damn you Bad John Paul!   Oooh, I remember that night, geez I had a CRAAAZY sexual experience that night too!  Ok…I’m sorry… go on….

Anyway so I was a hot mess.  I was wearing the same clothes I’d worn out the night before (and slept in), along with my leftover make-up.

So when this guy that looks like a damn Calvin Klein model starts talking to me, I automatically assume that he is gay.  But a few drinks later, we end up making out in a closet, so I’m thinking I’m going to get laid, right?

The night rolls on, and after the after-after-after party, he invites me to his house.  That’s fu*cking 35+ minutes out of town, but this fool is gorgeous, so I’m dedicated, right?   We get to his house, have to leave again to get condoms and wine, come back and I’m SO READY!  Annnnnnnd he can’t get hard.

At which point, I’m starting to realize that my first assumption was probably correct.  Which is confirmed when he pulls out a dildo (not even a strap on) from the closet.  I shrug my shoulders because I’m still f*cking dedicated.

I AM GOING TO F*CK THIS MAN IF IT IS THE LAST GOD DAMN THING I DO!

And that is how I learned what the word “pegging” meant.  Turns out he showed up to the party with his boyfriend, and I kinda stole him.  His boyfriend hasn’t talked to me since. Ooops!

Wow!  Well at least that story finally had a happy ending after ALL that work. LOL!  Let me just add, pegging works for straight and gay guys when using a proper “prostate massaging technique”…I do a lot of research…lol

So one of the main complaints we hear from single people is how terrible the dating scene can be…   give me an ideal date for you?

All the people I’ve dated have the same qualities:
– They’re as smart as me, have an expertise in a field that I don’t know much about, but would like to.
– They think the things that I know about are cool, but they don’t have an expertise in it like I do.
– They do not give one single shit about what people think of them.
– They know what they believe in, they have the vision, they’re hungry, and they’re willing to put everything they could ever hope to have on the line in order to achieve those things that inspire them.

In short, I want someone with brains but also some balls to back it up.
Someone once told me I was “The right kind of asshole.”  I always liked that.

ok, describe your type of guy using 4 words….

Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch

Really?  Interesting…. loved him in “Imitation Game”…

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So give me some things a guy can do in order to make you immediately stop talking to him…

Uh, I have 196 people blocked on Facebook. I don’t tolerate a lot of shit but it all comes down to hatred or disrespect, of any kind.

Damn!  196??? LOL And I thought I had a lot of people blocked!

Ashley, tell us about your worst date?

I once had a ten minute date.  I asked him what the most interesting thing about him was, and he said, “I get a million dollars when I turn 27.”

Wow, bro *waves hand *  This is not the basic bitch you are looking for!

So are you seeing anyone now? 

Yes, his name is Mac, he runs 2.3 GHz Intel Core i7 and he has 4 GB 1600 MHz DDR3 of memory.

Umm, I thought we were done talking dirty….

Biggest pet peeve when it comes to guys?

Pet peeve would be to get mad when I check other girls.  Like don’t be mad, just tryna score a three way or some shit. Be a bro.

Has a guy ever said something that killed his chances of a second date?

“Yeah so I’m Polyamorous.”   But he didn’t mention his main partner or their rules.  Naw b*tch, you’s a ho!

Heard any bad pick-up line or messages on social media?

“Hey yo girl!  Is your integer assigned?”
“Be sure to call me if ever you need some help getting rid of a Trojan.”
“Are you sitting on the F5 key?  Cause your ass is refreshing.”

Yeah, those suck…guess I should stop using them 😏

How many unwanted dick pics do you get?

I get about 100+ dick pics, a day.  My snapchat gets pretty wild.  They might as well be sending feet pics at this point.  It really doesn’t phase me.

So have you ever used a dating app… anything interesting happen?

I only met one person on a dating app and we ended up being f*ck buddies for nearly three years.  Now he’s got a super sweet girlfriend and we’re still homies.  Can’t get much better than that!

Can you list these in order of importance when looking for a future mate:  His income, looks, how much he can make you laugh, how good he is in the sack. 

Income isn’t important, but ambition is. So, 1) Ambition 2) Looks 3) Sack 4) Laughter (I’m the funny one, bitch!)

So we know girls aren’t perfect…  care to share any flaws or not so nice things about yourself?

Oh god, I f*ck up ALL THE TIME! I think since I spend so much time by myself, I either am completely not affectionate, or I get way too up in someone’s shit.  I’m still working on finding the middle ground.

At the end of the day, you can be the chillest person on the planet, and still not be right for someone.

Well as the saying goes…nobody is perfect.  But the more we love ourselves, the better our life tends to be!

Ashley…it’s been a pleasure chatting today.  Thank you for sharing some details of your awesome life!

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